Topical Joke Tool

*Topical jokes are based on current news items in the public eye. (They are not jokes about you nor generally for your stand up act. Watch the video on this page for more information.)

When you have to write more than 100 topical jokes each day, there’s no time to wait for inspiration to strike. You need a reliable algorithm. Most late-night jokes you hear on TV are written using a step-by-step process perfected to mass produce punchlines.

Topical Joke Tool

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Choose Your Topic

Topical Story *

A story that has 2 different subjects and will grab an audiences attention. Ex. "Disney's Hall of Presidents finally added a Donald Trump robot."

A website link to the news event your story is based on. *

Pick Your Subjects

First Subject *

Ex. Disney

Second Subject *

Ex. Trump

First Subject List

First Subject Word or Phrase (add at least 5) *

Free associate 5 or more words or phrases about your subject. Ex. Theme Park, Aladdin, Country Bear Jamboree, Cryogenically Frozen, Princess, Space Mountain, Scrooge McDuck

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Second Subject List

Second Subject Word or Phrase (add at least 5) *

Free associate 5 or more words or phrases about your subject. Ex. Twitter, Putin, Deports Foreigners, Tiny Hands, Ivanka, Jeff Sessions, Tax-cust for rich

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Write Your Punchline

Your Punchline *

Find one item from each list that has a logical connection. Ex. Today he deported Aladdin or Today he gave Scrooge McDuck a tax cut.